AUSTRALIA DAY
(very seriously messy)
On this momentous day there is no mucking around to be had! The Auzzies take their national day of pride VERY seriously and it is a rarity not to see every man and his dog dressed up for the occasion and then dowsed in booze and fed up to the brim with a "put another sazzler on the barby" (BBQ) on the beach!
How to blend in for AUSTRALIA DAY: Take 1x Argentine, fill him full of beer and BBQ (not hard to get an Argentine to indulge in these two things), get him to say "mate" every other word and then basically all you have to do is slap him silly with blue, white and red!
MAAAAATE! HE IS PRIMED AND READY!!!
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