Dear uncool Juan,
Ha! You're so old - I am not even 30 weeks old yet! Here's just a short list of all the things I can do that you can't:
* I don't have to pay taxes
* I don't have to work
* I don't have to study
* I can still play with fluffy animals and not look kinda awkward
* I don't have to clean up any messes I make
* People carry me everywhere
* People don't hassle me about having a security blanky
* I can get drunk off of milk, which is free!
* I have two adult slaves at my beck and call
* I am hand washed ever day
* I have someone that dresses me multiple times daily
* I don't even have to work out what to wear
* I can sleep whenever and wherever I want
* When I puke up, someone is always there to clean me up
* I can poop anywhere and people think it's funny
* I don't have to work
* I don't have to study
* I can still play with fluffy animals and not look kinda awkward
* I don't have to clean up any messes I make
* People carry me everywhere
* People don't hassle me about having a security blanky
* I can get drunk off of milk, which is free!
* I have two adult slaves at my beck and call
* I am hand washed ever day
* I have someone that dresses me multiple times daily
* I don't even have to work out what to wear
* I can sleep whenever and wherever I want
* When I puke up, someone is always there to clean me up
* I can poop anywhere and people think it's funny
But to be honest, there's one big reason that I am jealous of you - you get to spend your birthday with Auntie Kenj!
Thank you so much for all the smiles you have put on Auntie Kenj's face - it means so much to Daddy and Mummy!
Anyway, I am off to kicking back in my bouncy chair and having a good chat with my toy monkey.
Love,
Liam (translated from babbling by Sarah and Shaun)
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